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Exalted Master
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The Order of the Eastern Star
Degree: 33° (Sovereign Grand)
Power: 31,450 Dimit Cycle: 1 Dimit Path: Capitalist PvP Record: 0 Wins and 0 Losses - Record: 0 Enemy Drone Kills: 19,212

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Last Active: 09:49 03/28/17
Thawed: 22:11 09/05/08
Turns Played: 8,902 (this game cycle)
Total Turns 1,022,364 (since being thawed)
Trade Exp: 11,329,683
Constitution: 8,065
Combat Exp: 7,357
Creativity: 1,762
Luck: 14,070
Sexiness: 3,287
Confidence: 2,210
Horniness: 1%
Forum Posts: 0
Equipment:
Hat:
Trade Visor of Angry Mining and Powerup Prowess
Shirt:
ACME Timenesium Holistic Bulletproof Vest
Shades:
Envision Success Moneyshades
Bling:
Weight Cheater Choker
Belt:
Jim Baccus Booze Belt
Gloves:
Sticky-Finger Timeslip Green Giant Gloves
Right Hand:
Brass Knuckles
Pants:
ACME Laxative Timenesium Pickup Pants
Left Hand:
Brass Knuckles
Shoes:
Timenesium Market Madness Tennis Shoes
Display Case / Awards / Badges:
crashnburn11's Display Case 6 verified bug reports crashnburn11 is a beloved donator
Special Quests:
Won 1 Tranya from Captain Dirk in 3009.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3009.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3009.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3009.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3009.
Trimmed 4011 X-Mas trees in 3009.
Avenged Malcolm X in 3009.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya again in 3010.
Won 11 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3010.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3010.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3010.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3010.
Trimmed 235 X-Mas trees in 3010.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3010.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya once more in 3011.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya yet again in 3016.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3016.
Trimmed 1 X-Mas tree in 3016.
Equipped DoppelPet:
Mini-BabylonHoruv
Health: 25/25
EXP: 5,027
Skillz: None
War Record:
The Relentless Green Show Some Muscle War, (a.k.a. The "Are we there yet?" War)
(Illuminati) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 40,265 1 Dimits
Beneath Our Peel: the Week in which Orange Crush Rocks Out with their Cocks Out
(Triad) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 5,517 0 Dimits
The War Where Drone Deployment Increased Faster Than U.S. Unemployment (aka The War Where Tomorrow Never Died)
(Triad) Grand Poo-Bah 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 357,069 1 Dimits
Operation Triad: Australian for Badass (aka the Motivatin' Hardlivin' Smacktalkin' Evilgivin' Lummiewastin' Dronebuzzin' Oddiebeatin' Neverquittin' ESquenchin' Asskickin' Orange War)
(Triad) Select Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 219,870 1 Dimits
The Slooow Burn (AKA: The Taste the Rainbow Bitches War)
(Triad) Exalted Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 590,917 5 Dimits
The longest quickie ever (AKA: The oddies finally grow some balls to match their epeen)
(Oddfellows) Grand Poo-Bah 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 7,295,280 11 Dimits

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