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#7 Eastern Star!

Most Excellent Master
assmoppet
assmoppet  
female / asexual
The Order of the Eastern Star
Degree: 33° (Sovereign Grand)
Power: 6,493 PvP Record: 0 Wins and 1 Losses - Record: -1 Enemy Drone Kills: 2,376

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Last Active: 20:18 04/23/18
Thawed: 21:14 12/30/08
Turns Played: 12,160 (this game cycle)
Total Turns 197,820 (since being thawed)
Trade Exp: 10,311,681
Constitution: 5,410
Combat Exp: 9,686
Creativity: 973
Luck: 8,302
Sexiness: 1,410
Confidence: 2,963
Horniness: 100%
Forum Posts: 0
Equipment:
Hat:
ACME Miner's Helmet
Shirt:
Acme Battleshirt Mark I
Shades:
Envision Success Moneyshades
Bling:
Rocket Pack
Belt:
Damage Enhancement Belt
Gloves:
Acme Battlegloves Mark I
Right Hand:
Double-Barrel Bananna Blaster
Pants:
Acme Battlepants Mark I
Left Hand:
Double-Barrel Bananna Blaster
Shoes:
Black Calf Boots
Display Case / Awards / Badges:
assmoppet's Display Case assmoppet is a beloved donator
Special Quests:
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya in 3009.
Won 1 Tranya from Captain Dirk in 3009.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3009.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3009.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3009.
Trimmed 9 X-Mas trees in 3009.
Avenged Malcolm X in 3009.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya again in 3010.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3010.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3010.
Trimmed 2 X-Mas trees in 3010.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3010.
Equipped DoppelPet:
None equipped
War Record:
The Relentless Green Show Some Muscle War, (a.k.a. The "Are we there yet?" War)
(Illuminati) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 2,634 0 Dimits
Beneath Our Peel: the Week in which Orange Crush Rocks Out with their Cocks Out
(Triad) Select Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 19,000 0 Dimits
The Red Eats Its Dead War (aka The Dude, Where's My Drones? War)
(Eastern Star) Super Excellent Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 63,195 0 Dimits
The War Where Drone Deployment Increased Faster Than U.S. Unemployment (aka The War Where Tomorrow Never Died)
(Triad) Select Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 325,315 0 Dimits
All Your Base Are Blue To Us (aka: The Holy shit, I know we talked about it but didn't realize we were actually doing it War)
(Oddfellows) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 5,607 0 Dimits
Operation Triad: Australian for Badass (aka the Motivatin' Hardlivin' Smacktalkin' Evilgivin' Lummiewastin' Dronebuzzin' Oddiebeatin' Neverquittin' ESquenchin' Asskickin' Orange War)
(Triad) Most Excellent Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 117,249 0 Dimits
Gone forever is a long time gone
(Eastern Star) Virtual Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 6,605 0 Dimits

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