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#2 Illuminati!

Exalted Master
zydecopolka
zydecopolka  
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The Illuminati
Degree: 29° (Knight of St. Andrew)
Power: 501,270 PvP Record: 0 Wins and 0 Losses - Record: 0 Enemy Drone Kills: 0

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Last Active: 03:46 10/19/17
Thawed: 11:30 07/30/07
Turns Played: 97,044 (this game cycle)
Total Turns 1,220,843 (since being thawed)
Trade Exp: 230,245,143
Constitution: 82,721
Combat Exp: 94,326
Creativity: 32,110
Luck: 52,656
Sexiness: 7,095
Confidence: 28,146
Horniness: 10%
Forum Posts: 0
Equipment:
Hat:
ACME Miner's Helmet
Shirt:
ACME Holistic Bulletproof Vest
Shades:
Envision Success Moneyshades
Bling:
Rabbit Foot
Belt:
Damage Enhancement Belt
Gloves:
Green Giant Gloves
Right Hand:
Double-Barrel Bananna Blaster
Pants:
Timenesium Trousers
Left Hand:
Double-Barrel Bananna Blaster
Shoes:
Market Madness Boots
Display Case / Awards / Badges:
zydecopolka's Display Case zydecopolka is a beloved donator
Special Quests:
Tricked Malcolm X in 3007.
Won a Calvinator from Captain Stubby in 3008.
Won 2 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3008.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3008.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3008.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3008.
Found X-Mas Pressie in 3008.
Trimmed 30 X-Mas trees in 3008.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya in 3009.
Won 5 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3009.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3009.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3009.
Trimmed 1 X-Mas tree in 3009.
Avenged Malcolm X in 3009.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya again in 3010.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3010.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3010.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3010.
Trimmed 93 X-Mas trees in 3010.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3010.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya once more in 3011.
Won 74 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3011.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3011.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3011.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3011.
Equipped DoppelPet:
Mini-doublejesus
Health: 25/25
EXP: 77,247
Skillz: None
War Record:
The Four Move Checkmate War (a.k.a. The War They Had No Strong Feelings About, One Way or the Other)
(Amaranth) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 14,742 2 Dimits
The Crimson Star Strikes Back (a.k.a. The They Tried to Bring us a War So We Gave Them a Spankin' and Sent Them to Bed Without Their Dinner War)
(Eastern Star) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 20,290 1 Dimits
The "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" War (aka The "Dude, wait... There was a war?" War)
(Oddfellows) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 2,284 0 Dimits
The Relentless Green Show Some Muscle War, (a.k.a. The "Are we there yet?" War)
(Illuminati) Royal Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 69,608 1 Dimits
Beneath Our Peel: the Week in which Orange Crush Rocks Out with their Cocks Out
(Triad) Royal Master 32° Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret
Power: 12,701 1 Dimits
The Face when Odd
(Oddfellows) Select Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 60,491 1 Dimits
The Great War of goodness (A.K.A. When the Universe Forgot to be Evil War)
(Illuminati) Super Excellent Master 29° Knight of St. Andrew
Power: 401,636 0 Dimits

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