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Grand Poo-Bah
captainlongdong
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The Illuminati
Degree: 33° (Sovereign Grand)
Power: 724,969 Dimit Cycle: 1 Dimit Path: Capitalist PvP Record: 6 Wins and 0 Losses - Record: 6 Enemy Drone Kills: 795,843

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Last Active: 05:20 09/21/17
Thawed: 12:08 04/21/08
Turns Played: 120,174 (this game cycle)
Total Turns 737,566 (since being thawed)
Trade Exp: 113,547,756
Constitution: 89,008
Combat Exp: 116,755
Creativity: 39,780
Luck: 56,234
Sexiness: 16,389
Confidence: 31,161
Horniness: 100%
Forum Posts: 0
Equipment:
Hat:
Trade Visor of Angry Mining and Powerup Prowess
Shirt:
Acme Battleshirt Mark I
Shades:
Space Pirate Eye Patch
Bling:
Rocket Pack
Belt:
Infinitely Intermittent Invisibility Ammo Belt
Gloves:
Acme Battlegloves Mark I
Right Hand:
Hell's Fury
Pants:
Acme Battlepants Mark I
Left Hand:
The SkidMark Maker
Shoes:
ACME Red Rocket Boots
Display Case / Awards / Badges:
captainlongdong's Display Case 4 verified bug reports 2 verified typo reports captainlongdong is a beloved donator
Special Quests:
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3008.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3008.
Found X-Mas Pressie in 3008.
Trimmed 3001 X-Mas trees in 3008.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya in 3009.
Won 1 Tranya from Captain Dirk in 3009.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3009.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3009.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3009.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3009.
Trimmed 3177 X-Mas trees in 3009.
Avenged Malcolm X in 3009.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya again in 3010.
Won 1 Tranya from Captain Dirk in 3010.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3010.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3010.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3010.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3010.
Trimmed 515 X-Mas trees in 3010.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3010.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya once more in 3011.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3017.
Equipped DoppelPet:
Mini-Grimm
Health: 25/25
EXP: 5,731
Skillz: None
War Record:
The "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" War (aka The "Dude, wait... There was a war?" War)
(Oddfellows) Royal Arch Mason 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 9,236 1 Dimits
The `It's not easy being Blue` War.
(Oddfellows) Select Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 236,148 0 Dimits
The Forgive us Poo-Bah, for we have Sinned War... (aka The "I just wanna make drones and blow shit up" War)
(Illuminati) Grand Poo-Bah 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 104,403 0 Dimits
All Your Base Are Blue To Us (aka: The Holy shit, I know we talked about it but didn't realize we were actually doing it War)
(Oddfellows) Grand Poo-Bah 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 72,000 5 Dimits
Friday of the 13th, an a-mazing struggle between evil and evil-er. (AKA: The "As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal." War)
(Eastern Star) Exalted Master 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 61,055 0 Dimits
The Great War of goodness (A.K.A. When the Universe Forgot to be Evil War)
(Illuminati) Grand Poo-Bah 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 727,070 1 Dimits

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