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#1 Eastern Star!

Grand Poo-Bah
Squiffle
Squiffle  
both / gay
The Order of the Eastern Star
Degree: 32° (Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret)
Power: 229 PvP Record: 0 Wins and 0 Losses - Record: 0 Enemy Drone Kills: 0

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Last Active: 14:58 05/19/17
Thawed: 14:08 05/30/08
Turns Played: 3,731 (this game cycle)
Total Turns 294,134 (since being thawed)
Trade Exp: 2,937,900
Constitution: 1,251
Combat Exp: 3,017
Creativity: 218
Luck: 1,133
Sexiness: 1,341
Confidence: 746
Horniness: 100%
Forum Posts: 0
Equipment:
Hat:
Scuba Helmet
Shirt:
Acme Battleshirt Mark I
Shades:
Envision Success Moneyshades
Bling:
Scuba Tank
Belt:
Damage Enhancement Belt
Gloves:
Acme Battlegloves Mark I
Right Hand:
Short Leather Flog
Pants:
Acme Battlepants Mark I
Left Hand:
Chopsticks
Shoes:
Market Madness Boots
Display Case / Awards / Badges:
Squiffle's Display Case 6 verified bug reports 5 verified typo reports Squiffle is a beloved donator
Special Quests:
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3008.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3008.
Found X-Mas Pressie in 3008.
Trimmed 101 X-Mas trees in 3008.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya in 3009.
Won 6 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3009.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3009.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3009.
Earned the fear and respect of Spice Pirates in 3009.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3009.
Trimmed 6 X-Mas trees in 3009.
Avenged Malcolm X in 3009.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya again in 3010.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3010.
Earned Golden Boots from Martian Mayor in 3010.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3010.
Trimmed 5 X-Mas trees in 3010.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3010.
Rescued Princess Lay-Ya once more in 3011.
Won 13 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3011.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3011.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3015.
Trimmed 10 X-Mas trees in 3015.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3015.
Won 3 Tranyas from Captain Dirk in 3016.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3016.
Earned X-Mas Pressie in 3016.
Trimmed 7 X-Mas trees in 3016.
Resurrected Malcolm X in 3016.
Rescued 10 Little Green Men in 3017.
Equipped DoppelPet:
Mini-Noskilz
Health: 24/24
EXP: 1,779
Skillz: None
War Record:
The "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" War (aka The "Dude, wait... There was a war?" War)
(Oddfellows) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 3,876 0 Dimits
Beneath Our Peel: the Week in which Orange Crush Rocks Out with their Cocks Out
(Triad) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 179 1 Dimits
The Red Eats Its Dead War (aka The Dude, Where's My Drones? War)
(Eastern Star) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 112 0 Dimits
The Forgive us Poo-Bah, for we have Sinned War... (aka The "I just wanna make drones and blow shit up" War)
(Illuminati) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 174 0 Dimits
All Your Base Are Blue To Us (aka: The Holy shit, I know we talked about it but didn't realize we were actually doing it War)
(Oddfellows) Knight 32° Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret
Power: 159 0 Dimits
Friday of the 13th, an a-mazing struggle between evil and evil-er. (AKA: The "As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal." War)
(Eastern Star) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 36 0 Dimits
Dance Dance Counter-Revolution (aka "The Ammies Win a Mostly Civil War")
(Amaranth) Knight 32° Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret
Power: 26 0 Dimits
"The Fuzzy Red Blanket of Doom" (AKA- The 'You have all been flogged into submission' war.)
(Eastern Star) Knight 33° Sovereign Grand
Power: 1,063 0 Dimits

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